{Man Repellers}
We've all been there. You see a girl in smokin' hot ensemble. You're seething with jealousy, oohing and ahhing over her new ombre hair highlights or lusting for her eskimo fur cape or that fab new cashmere sweater that in your mind is very a la Mary Kate and Ashley-- oversized, slouchy, and statement making. But in reality it's an overpriced, slightly depressing trashbag of a garment that swallowed her whole. The only person sitting there noticing the trainwreck is... no, not Anna Wintour, or Sienna Miller, or any trendsetter for that matter... it's your poor, pitiful man friend. Nine times out of 10, guys just get it wrong when it comes to understanding the world of Venus. They're too preoccupied with Mars, picking apart last week's game over a brewski with their broskis. However, when it comes to fashion, they know a thing or two about being trendy without being tranny. Here are my favorite Man Repellers (Google it-- there is a whole blog dedicated to this subject):
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In your eyes: You see the red sole. Enough said. In his eyes: Road kill strapped to a shoe. (I won't even mention the price tag)
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In your eyes: Edgy. Forging the front lines of fashion. In his eyes: Must have a terrible case of hemroids to call for crotch cocoon. |